Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

(Source: aru)

carryonmywaywardassbutts:

remlupins:

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

I need to bring this classic back

(Source: lupinses)

fluffywhitechicken:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

guys

perfume

that smells like books

if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you